Having accomplished my first year’s goal of getting a legitimate photograph of a lady’s breasts into the Portland Mercury’s news section I must now seek loftier heights as news editor over the remaining months. Yes: More nipples. Perhaps even a penis. Go…
ALTERNATE REALITIES: Mayor Sam Adams is cleared of criminal wrongdoing but new details of the Breedlove scandal emerge. Editor Wm.Steven Humphrey chose the headline. I love it.
CRY FOUL: Booed by neighbors, plans for a Lents ballpark evaporate.
THE GREAT PURGE: City hall spews its guts out. I narrowly avoid doing the same.
MR.HOUSER GOES TO WASHINGTON: Portland small business owners lobby for the President’s health care reform plans.
TIT FOR TAT: Was a topless MAX rider lectured by TriMet security? Aaand…who the fuck cares?! BREASTS!!!