Some people think Gif images are only for those promoting pornography. Such people are stuck in the past. They probably listen to their music on wax cylinders, that’s how far behind the times such people actually are. Tonight, for example, I bring you ACTING through the medium. Here is Dane Hesseldahl, acting paranoid:
HESSELDAHL: Convincingly harrassed.
I was pretty impressed with his performance. Then I recalled that I, too, studied acting. I give you “pretending to kiss” in the Gif medium. Who am I kissing, you ask? Well: All is revealed. I’m KISSING MYSELF. You’ll notice I also act faster than Dane. Please vote for the winner (me).
DAVIS: Sexually creepy.
But who wins? You decide.